HT: BubbaJunebug Free Republic
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher,
whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck
up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'.'
Not
being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle'
was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road
and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a
'post turtle'.'
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain.
'You
know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he
doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what
kind of a dumb ass put him up there!'
An Experiment in Adjusting an Alcohol-based Reality Filter. The more beer you drink, the more the world seems to make sense. I'm not sure if this is the beer's fault, or the world's. Experiments proceed. For pigeonholing purposes, I consider myself a South Park Conservative: I believe in Loose Women and Tight Borders but I'm getting anime porn and legally mandated lounges for day laborers...further adjustment to the model may be needed. e-mail me at slayerdaddy-AT-yahoo.com
Saturday, June 9, 2012
Obama the Post-Turtle President!
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1 comment:
Deborah Leigh said...There certainly were many "dumb asses" who put this turtle on the post. There aren't that many now,but November will determine how many are left.
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